How to Get a Spare Fascinator Instead of a Toaster

This is from Beatrice in Kensington. I often find myself in trouble with my hat selection. So can I get away with a spare fascinator instead? Now, do you think this is Princess Beatrice? Possibly, yeah. She and her sister Eugenie got into a bit of a hat trouble in 2011. Why? Well, because they wore those ridiculously awful hats. They're very fashionable. Is it Eugenie? I was for Eugenie. But that's a boy's name. Like Eugen O'Neill. Yeah, but so Jordan's bisexual. Unisex. Honestly, we've never added Eugenie in the bonnet way to win.