The Funniest Explanations People Have Given for Being Late to Work or an Event

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No better time to drum up some holiday spirit then… right now! Cody and Noel discuss everything that may or may not be happening in current events, give eachother genuine compliments and ponder what an ideal monk offering may be. 

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Chapters
0:00 MeUndies Tour
4:32 Eating (or not)
5:33 The Best Romcoms
8:05 Christmas in February
9:25 Jordan Peterson in the Movies
13:50 SeatGeek
15:27 What is time?
16:50 College Aliens
20:45 Pure Monk Indulgence
22:17 Monk Offerings
23:46 Blasphemous 
24:40 Frat Offerings
26:52 Crypto, eh?
30:33 Automated Friendships
34:05 Accidental nudies
36:00 Nude Reddit Story
42:19 Master Advice Giver
44:29 Sack Taps for Dad
45:31 Tasteful Animal Cruelty
46:55 Bear Kills Moose
49:09 Crocs are Dumb
50:19 Searching
51:20 Foreskin Library 
52:35 Piss Missle 
53:48 World Cup
55:55 Evergreen Questions
56:10 50 Year Time Capsule
58:01 Geniune Compliments
58:53 Calling Famous People
1:02:22 Monthly Dr Check In
1:03:35 Fboy Dr Influencer

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