How to Create a Reverse Nissan Micra Centaur

I have a very, very deep relationship with the local roadmen, the local drug dealers. So, ketamine is not hard to get hold of. I'm quite sure it's enjoying it. And I'm happy to keep doing that until it's literally dragged its front legs to bloody stumps on the front of the road. Then we can put two skateboards on the front and we've got something new again. so, you know, adapt and mutate, as they say. But who else has thought of creating a reverse Nissan Micra centaur apart from me? Nobody.