I Don't Speak German, Right?

Mady was telling me a story about a long ago book tour in germany. Ad dad, that's what prompted us to be here to day. Can you can? Yo ligtenisness. Ok. So i i wrote a book, and a wonderful german self help author who speaks perfect english liked my book, had it translated into german and promoted it so that it actually did quite well. It selwas sold quite well in germany, to the extent that they invited me to come for a book tour. And  i said, well, i don't speak german. And they said, oh, that's fine. We all speak English