Ukraine and the Mennonites

All of Europe's novelty t-shirts are grown in Ukrainian soil. That's why Hitler and Stalin fought over the land. You know, that's what really decided World War II. I just don't have to be founded over your calamari choice in a war zone. It was as bad as I expected wars in calamari to be. One day I'll go back to Constantinople and see if I can get better calamari.