The Ritz Carlton of the Fucking Sky

When you get on the plane, that's when the party like getting to the plane's flat. It makes all of the other bad shit worth it. When I walked past first class, they fucking like give you a free tattoo and like domineering. Like, it's just amazing up there. That'd be as whipping up, envelopes. Oh my god. Curtis Stone is on the plane. You're allowed here? Shouldn't you be down below in economy? They pushed me down because I wasn't supposed to be there. Don't even look at that bottle of water before we take off. So then it reminded me that Cam only went home a couple of weeks ago