Raccoon Face, Shut Up!

There's been this legend of a guy out in the forest of the Newbridge forest, the wild man of Newbridge. His face is like, it was disfigured after he had a fight with one of the 15 foot long orange bears that roam there. So then he had to suture this giant dead raccoon onto his own face. Some people call him like a wooden, like a rabid wood nymph and or like a cannibalistic mutant bloodthirsty mansonest. And I've never seen a picture. As far as I know, he's never been photographed and his existence has never actually been documented.