The Sexy Bendover Method

i have had to work so ard to drain every bit of sexy out of my body. The amount of overthinking that went into this is truly humbling. I can't possibly bend over a sexy way if i drop a paint brush. So i'm going to develop this new i sort of twist my body sideways a little bit, and then i think, if golum was picking up a paint ye go down gorilla style, baby. And then i get the paint brush, and i stand up so fast that no one could ever look at me and be like, tatta or that's an erotic pose right there. It takes your it takes a long time to train that out of you