#29 - Joe List
Stavvy's World
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The Patina of Masturbation
There's a patina on your penis. It's got herpes and a thumb print on it from masturbate. Because I masturbated with my fingers and thumb with no lube for most of my life. No one's ever tried to fuck me, but I think I exude straightness. Still, there's plenty of guys' wedding rings on going for a quick suck off. But you're naked in the sauna, right? Yeah. How covered are you? I got a wedding ring on. That's something. You're on it now, motherfucker. Six figures. Easy. First day. Easy money, dude.
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