
Pilot | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee
Bad Friends
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How to Get a Bot to Talk to You
"I know hundreds of bots. Well, how much is a bot? I don't know," he says. "By the way, 500 bot is only $16 American." He takes 403 SMs to have sex with women in countries where they're not fast enough. The woman who cleans his butthole rinses it three times and rubs it more than once. She's like, you do this for everyone, right? So then she drives you off and she goes, okay, go down your stomach and you lay on your stomach. And I remember sitting there on my stomach and there was a gigantic clock, like an old timey looking clock".
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