How to Brick a Camel

A man offered a million dollars to anyone who could make an elephant turn its head left and right. He was out of money so he came up with his own test: Elephants are incapable of moving their head from left to right. An Arab told him about how you brick a camel, which involves squeezing the animal's genitals until it drinks gallons of water. The more water in your tank, the longer the trip can be for you. You know the definition of a camel? A horse designed by a committee. That's good. I like it.