The Importance of Being a Father

I put four tins of olives up my arsehole to get that ticket so you'd love me. That's an incredibly insensitive thing for someone to say, especially to someone who's recently crammed their anus full of olives to get these tickets. I think my dad maybe does think of him in a son-like fashion. Martin has his own biological father, but then just keeps collecting fathers from the local community. The amount of people who treat Martin like a son is wild. He's got about 14 or 15 on the go at the moment. Almost every 12 out of those, yeah,12 out of those 14, 15 fathers have sons.