Episode 521: The Tragedy of the Essex Part II - A Belly Full of Blood
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The Seahawks Are Killing Everybody!
The crew of the Essex spent days gathering every bird they could find for a nightly bird banquet. After filling their water barrels to the brim, the crew continued eating every bird they found. When the crew had eaten all the ground birds after just five days, the Seahawks also disappeared. Many years later, it was discovered by archaeologists that a small group of Polynesian people had lived on this island for centuries. It's kind of symbolic. But I still will say Pocahontas is wrong because she should have come up with crypto her fucking self.
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