I Don't Give a Shita, Boyfriend Interrupts Sex

I've been with my lovely boy friend for two years, and despite being very much in love, i'm starting to get irritated by our sex lives. Every time he initiates is sending me a message while he's in the other room, while jerking off. Oh, brother, expecting me to go to him and skip over all the four play oh, ye. He's trying to postmate pussy. I don't give a shita, boy friend interrupts sex. Time to close curtains. H billy blueballs. Eh, billy, blueballs. A, whenve we got here? Long time lady listener here. Love your humor, your podcast and acting. Best