How to Criticize America

"I'm sorry buddy I don't have many folks here you know," he says. "Music festivals are very cool you can go as an old man and you still have a nice time they have very good toilet facilities these days." He adds that people who think the Wisconsinites are bad should read three pages of explanations of what is going on in Pennsylvania, not Philadelphia. 'It's Americans dude it's American you can't criticize America'