I Was Like, Oh, They Fin to Jumpe Me in the Bathroom, Right?

"i was headed to the bathroom, and i could see the group of dudes behind me," he says. "They're going to jump me in te bathroom, right? So at first i was like, scattetys fol sad is my for right?" He adds: "By the time any of my friends get here, i pi had a couple concussions"