My vagina does amaaaaaazing things.

Sometimes people see me doing phantasmagorical things like:

Dead hangs ab exercises, whilst also lifting 11lb. With my vagina
Lifting pieces green coconuts, bunches of mangos and Venetian chandeliers. With my vagina.

Of course, we want women to realize that the BASELINE is not peeing their pants and vaginas falling onto the floor—yes, vaginal “prolapse” effects 50% of women after childbirth—but that the BASELINE for ALL vaginas, everywhere is to:

Shoot ping pong balls
Give hand jobs
Make a man orgasm or stop him from orgasming with their flexing power alone
Have ravenous libidos
Lubricate and ejaculate profusely
And be multi-orgasmic

If your vagina isn't doing these things, it's under-performing. Beyond the physical, there is also an energetic function to the vagina related to:

Femininity
Creativity and manifesting ability
Her self-expression in the world
How deeply she surrenders to life, her partner and God

In today’s episode, we’re talking to Well-F**ked All Star Dr. Beth. She’s a chiropractor, women’s pelvic health specialist and big proponent of the jade yoni egg.

Through using the jade yoni egg, she:

Healed her prolapse
Cleared the residue of suppressed childhood sexual abuse
Went from clitoral orgasms to G-Spot, cervical, nipple, anal and of course birth orgasms and squirting on demand
Went from chronic yeast infections to never having them again
Has sex almost every day, even with 5 kids and still breastfeeding her youngest
Had an orgasmic free birth at home. Look ma! No doctors or midwives!
She and her husband use their sex life to attract and manifest things in their lives

Vaginal Kung Fu is open for registration NOW and it closes January 30th at midnight PST.

In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn:

My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine
Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina
Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts
Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill
How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be
How to give a vaginal handjob
How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.

Signup now! Vaginal Kung Fu.

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