The Queen's Christmas Message

I was thinking that perhaps you could do your own Christmassy message to the nation, Simon. So what she might say this year? Yeah... How she might say it. She would just waffle. It's a waffle, Lewis. I don't know if you've ever watched a queen's. It is just all bollocks. My grandson William is getting married to some little hussy. She hasn't got blue blood in her. Not even related. Oh God.