The One Thing She Doesn't Want to See

I used to think I wanted my husband to see me walking down the aisle and cry. Now I feel like if he cries, I'm going to be like, crawl off. Those are my two ideal dream jobs. Smoking a blonde being like, yeah, that's going to be bloody rose. For the nail polishes. Like Jessica just got a promotion. Let's ruin her fucking week with like the one thing she doesn't want to see.