100 - Toast
Welcome to Night Vale
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Happy Valentine's Day!
i agree with michel. I tried to be happy once when i was 13, just to prove a point. If you'd like a joke at the start of this toast, press one. All of your electric bills are due immediately. Failure to pay might result in a meteor strike. We won't take up any more of your time. Nothing makes us happier than bursting heart mo ter. The computer is a picture of a gift wrapped box.
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