
348 - Tom Segura & Christina P.
The Tim Dillon Show
The Importance of Facelifting
"I would actually say, some people, when they're aging, you're like, hey, just age with the face. But older dudes who are transitioning, I would say, start with the facelift," he says. "You have a big old Bassett-Hound face. You look like a droopy dog." He asks why trans people don't try to be more conservative: "Why aren't there not trans people being like,. hey, I like the cops?"
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Speaker 2
But you can see what real effort looks like here. Yes, she for sure
Speaker 3
loves it. She loves me.
Speaker 2
I mean,
Speaker 1
some of these guys trying.
Speaker 2
She's trying. Some of these guys that transition, especially in their 50s and 60s, you're
Speaker 1
like, yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 2
You've got to put it into another gear. Like, this
Speaker 1
is not. But there's something about sitting down with your kid and going, if you're going to transition, you've got to try. You've got to try. This family will stand behind you, but you've got to try. You've got to get a pussy. You've got to get tits. You've got to look good. Nails done. You've got to make up hair. I would actually say, some
Speaker 2
people, when they're aging, you're like, hey, just age with the face. But older dudes who are transitioning, I would say, start with the facelift. Get your look.
Speaker 1
You have a
Speaker 2
big old Bassett-Hound face. You look like a droopy dog.
Speaker 1
That's true. And you're like, I'm abroad. And you're like, look like a fucking oil tanker worker. It's like, you've got to pull this shit
Speaker 3
up, man. Shave off a lot of your face. Like Caitlyn Jenner did it. She did it late in life, but her work looks really good. She
Speaker 2
committed it. Because she's been the money to at least go, I'm kind of like.
Speaker 1
Caitlyn had, I think, the right type of, this is the way to get people to get on the side of trans people. She transitioned and then immediately said, I'm against gay marriage and I'm voting for Donald Trump. She did that. Immediately. And by the way, that's exactly it. Yeah. Like, I don't know why the trans community hasn't tried that. Like, just try. Try to be a little more conservative. Like, why are there not trans people being like, hey, I like the cops. Yeah.
Speaker 4
Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Speaker 1
Why aren't trans people being like, actually, the cops are of a vital function in our society. Yeah. And I like the cops. Like, why aren't they, you got to throw, to get full equality, you got to throw some of your own people under the bus. Especially when they've already been long dead. So for me, if I wanted to move in like a nice, straight community like you people live in, I would say something like, I'm sure a few of those people at Stonewall were acting up. Yeah. You know what I mean? A few of them needed to get it. I get it. So the trans people have to, like, first of all, they merged with the fat people, which is bad. They trans did. Trans people came out and were like, they were like, they're like fat act and a lot of them are fat. Yeah. They have to clean it up because if gay men first look like me, they wouldn't have worked. Gay men came out looking athletic. Better than everyone. Sharp and better. And then everyone eased in with it. And then they accepted different types of gay men. But this idea that people have to, it's like the Sam Smith thing. People are like, oh, people are so transphobic. I'm like, you can't be like, hey, I'm non-binary. And I look like a plumber. And I'm wearing a panties. Yeah.
Tim visits Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky at YMH Studios in Austin. The three discuss trans issues, why Tim was allowed to smoke growing up and the release of his new book ‘Death By Boomers.’
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Pre-Order ‘Death By Boomers’ By Tim Dillon
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Live Shows:
http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows
Bonus episodes:
https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow
Netflix special:
https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382
SPONSORS:
Helix Sleep
Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows
Bespoke Post
BoxOfAwesome.com & Use Code 'timdillon'
Morgan & Morgan:
For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim
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#TimGivesBack