Itchy Scratchy Ecto Parasites

Giris is a disgustival where people can watch videos of disgusting things. Researchers found itchy scratchy ecto parasites were the most repulsive and revolting thing they could find, anything for science. The researchers didn't want people to just say 'that's gross' They wanted itching and scratching and flogging and aja - that's right. So what do you say, garas barfy or Itchy scratchy? Is it too late to choose? Neither good choice.