How to Choose to Watch Stuff

I'm not a fan of streaming because I would rather watch 45 minutes of ready meal spinning slowly than having to spend even 30 seconds trying to choose the apparently perfect film to watch. Do you reckon we're going to soon start seeing a revival of Beatenax? Well there's already been a revival of VHS tapes that's already happened. The golden era of Love Island was 10 years ago and it's all gone to shit now so no doubt there are zoomers who will complain in the 2030s.