The Fall of the Smithwick House

A creature with a long forehead and wide golden eyes on the planet Zardoz in a galaxy that is not even visible from our galaxy. This creature who is named Erzdan is on trial for the crime of having viewed the sacred animal,. Tom, pet of the queen of Zardoz. When asked to defend themself, Erzdan looked over the assembled citizens of Zardozo. All six of them. Have we not all, at one time or another, viewed Tom the sacred animal? It turns out they have not all. No one has ever seen Tom before, not even the queen, and the queen is annoyed at this, and ErZdan is tossed off a