Harry Potter and the Housemistress

When your mother starts to get phone calls and letters home, what is your key thing that you're being pulled up on? How are you naughty? Oh, I stole. I stole from shops and from everywhere. And man things, not even things I needed. So did you steal sweets? Even I could. And screwdrivers and hammers from an... Okay, hang on. Why am I in the mungus store? Just things I couldn't... I don't know why. It's a wonderful thing to be able to say housemaster because in the old days I would describe the time I got expelled when my housemaster gave me permission to go to London. But fortunately,