What to Do if Someone Poos in Your Bathroom

What do you do if someone shits in your bath? Sorry, bath and... And can we have poo? Well, actually poos in the loo is fine, isn't it? Well, I defecated. Yes, defecated is fine. A house mate's friends that we guessed. You'd ask him to leave. But look, if you and I were flat mates, I was going to bring a friend round from Denmark or any other Scandinavian country. Would you mind awfully if he stayed on the sofa? He's here for two nights. OK, and how long is acceptable for Gloop to stay? well, a couple of nights I think is fine