Des Martin's Digital Dashboard

Des looked up from his fascinating digital dashboard and gulped. He'd quickly stripped off at last, he thought. It's been a bit of a dry spell, hasn't it? Des is going to be like a red ragtour ball. He hasn't had any in weeks. People tend to stop being intimate with one another before a divorce. Rachael has that effect on men as well - they just fancy each other more than women. Tasty children. Disgusting. I don't know why I ask anymore.