The Strange Happenings in My Room

"I've never had the need to write in. Until a story of work gave me the perfect opportunity" "There'd be millions of them everywhere, do you know how many people have died?" 'But only the nice ones stay,' she says. "'They could be real' I can't be asked whether any ghost stuff today," he adds. He then goes on to tell her about an oven that was taken out and replaced with Santa's feet. The whole thing makes him laugh - until his wife gets involved.