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I Want to Tattoo My Balls, but They Reject Me

He called ahead of time and said, I want to tattoo my balls. And they said yes,. And then they saw him and said no. What horrors did they see? He showed his balls, probably. Those tattoos are fucked up because you got to like, like if you tattoo your eyelids, yougot to like put a spoon underneath it. It's not an scd here. No, that's the whole idea of disclosing a lot of weight. They don't want to find out after. Imagine, is that something you think you should have to disclose? Hey, my dick is so late. Like a scd. Yeah, you... So I actually have a dragon penis

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