The Importance of Being Afraid of Baseball

"I think that I'm right about baseball. And I say that baseball is, if you're going to call it a sport, it's a sport for grandpas," he says. "Grandpas are the only people on the planet who talk about things like this and get misty-eyed over a sport where you can chew gum and eat peanuts the whole time that you're playing" He adds: "You have to be aloof as hell to enjoy this game."