Dong Wrangler

There have been over 60 reported incidents of dong wrangling antes all over cekla slavasa, i that a tais some on said something stupid. There's the japanese hairy fish, which is a normal fish, but it's four to five feet long with just human hair on its head. The ovieto dick monster makes most of the classic criptings look plausible. We've talked about the loveland frog man before; there's nothing scary about this one. So i shan't bring that back up until i get a scary cryptid award.