Evgeny Lebardev's House Party

I'm Not That Geeky Guy Anymore is a weekly, offbeat look at what's going on in the world of celebrity and politics. This week Tim Lewis takes you to Evgeny Lebardev's Umbrian estate where Katie Price was reportedly escorted away by former SAS bodyguards after flashing her breasts for Boris Johnson. The Italian Security Services were monitoring the property - it could not be ruled out that Lebardev senior still worked for Russian intelligence or enjoyed the favour of Vladimir Putin. Lord Lebardev minds dreadfully about things that are said about him,. A previous column I wrote about him resulted in an odd piece of behind-the-scenes behaviour. If you're reading this