Funerals Sex Is the Best

We play a lot of funerals. With a lot of life, that's true. Much more death, but life and... Yeah, yes, usually get a couple of tips. People do ask for sex and pay a little extra for it. Yes, funerals sex is the best. I'll probably ask sex if you're a funerary. John, we're friends, right? You guys want to play? Now we are gathered here today to lay this man to rest. We've collected all our favorite foods and laid them on his chest. Here is his last chance to tell us if he's not really dead. And if he tells us nothing, then we may remove his