Travis' Farm Wisdom Theme Song

When horses are like being prepared for mating, they bring out like a prepper do tours and they like put his wiener in a bag and tie it up to his stomach. They've covered his hooves with silken gloves so he does not damage the female horse. He comes in at the last minute, does the thing and then leaves. So he just comes in for the last part and someone paid $75,000 for that. That was a gross farm wisdom. And this one is not yucky. Let's just call it what it is. Plantsom seeds to grow some weeds. Farm wisdom. Would you give me a farm wisdom theme song, please? I have something