494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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How to Transfer to Colorado University
"I'm selling cars, robbing people, snorting blow at night, eating pussy. And then the daytime from like five to nine, I became a faggy student," he says. "Did you see the girl yesterday? The dumb bits didn't even play fucking soccer." He was denied admission to Colorado because of his fake name and criminal record.
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