Jeremy Vine on a Unicycle

I saw a bloke on a unicycle. That's what everyone saw. And when you looked a little bit closer, you realise it was a double whammy. I think every surface of his body was covered in wheels. He had a large wagon wheel that was back. It was a kind of double rainbow moment. But he has to get up and literally show up. Literally not piss for two days. In a courtroom broadcast around the world. Big use of the one man who can play me convincingly. Can prove that he doesn't piss. Everyone knows that about ****. So you're in big, deep trouble. Have you had a court case, they weren't it?