The National Association of Employment Dispute Journalists Is Going on Strike

Shaka the fairy penguin has become the first penguin in penguin history to receive an MRI scan because he was, quote, wobbly. The National Association of Employment Dispute Journalists is going on strike. If you still haven't got your ticket for the coronation next week, you can apply by sending a stamped address postcard to Buckingham Palace and completing the sentence 'I should be invited to the coronation despite my questionable human rights record'