The Ghosts of Night Vale

"We don't use 911 anymore? We don't need it. If you're in trouble, we already hear you screaming for help," he says. "Just this morning, Jackie Fierro stubbed her toe on the corner of a glass-topped lacquer coffee table... and our microphones picked up her shouts along with many creative swear words." He then asks all Night Vale citizens to narrate every action that they are creating as well as any action that is happening to them. 'For example, I am speaking aloud whilst gesticulating and then brushing my hair from my face in a slow, sort of seductive sweep,' she writes. "'That would help us so much