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1. Offense vs Nebraska

Starts at 1:00

Is yogurt, honey, and granola a snack? Dave Nastersnacks will give us the answer. Oklahoma was a 24-13 loss but it felt worst than that, this was 30-27 win but it felt better than that (but also worse!). The domination on both lines was more notable than some of the silly, bad things that happened. Between Oklahoma and Nebraska, Michigan hasn’t had a complete touchdown drive (but this game had an 8 minute drive to go up by 10). Caveats aside, we’re on the verge of saying Greg Crippen is good after he blocked three guys on one play. Running stretch is hard and they’re running it quite well. McCulley had a great game but was to blame on Semaj’s throw being incomplete. Zero drops otherwise and ran guys over. Everyone else? Not so great. Gotta catch the ball on a slant, get used to passes from Underwood. Should they throw it to Peyton O’Leary? The running backs sure toughened up in this one. Max Bredeson blocks everyone like they’re Caleb Downs in the Rose Bowl. Not many Bryce critiques. Catch the ball. Guarnera is just not making mistakes. What’s the next good defensive line that Michigan will play, Ohio State? Michigan consistently got a play in, saw the look of the defense, and got a new play in. 

2. Defense vs Nebraska

Starts at 46:58

Time for a Wink Martindale argument? He doesn’t need to do anything fancy. Just run the Iowa defense, you’re not going up against an NFL offense. Brandyn Hillman is being asked to do things outside of his base job. 27 points, seven are on Biff, seven are on Hillman taunting, three are on Mangham missing a sack. Otherwise it was pretty good? Raiola was getting sacked every other play. Too many safeties missing sacks. Complaining aside, they got to the quarterback a lot and tackled well. Sanders has been playing a lot and there haven’t really been any negative feelings about him. Wink would be a better poker player than Mike Debord but not as good as Jesse Minter. This game felt like Trey Pierce arrived. Cole Sullivan has absolutely emerged, he’s little bit of everywhere and has freaky long arms. Defensive backs played well. The Shamari Earls PI was a bit weak. Brandyn Hillman needs to grow up, that was the most obvious personal foul in a minute. Brian usually defends players celebrating and even he says that’s an obvious foul. Was it a targeting call at the end of the game? Let’s talk about the Hail Mary. Why was TJ Guy dropping? Why was there a spy? 

3. Hot Takes, Game Theory, and Special Teams

Starts at 1:25:17

Takes hotter than a Wisconsin fan looking at whatever the shit that was on Saturday. If you’re Nebraska, would you go for it on 4th and 2 on the opening drive? Should Michigan have called timeout at the end of the first half? Maybe Sherrone could make a better call here but we can’t know that. Zvada hit a 56 yarder and a chip shot to seal it, yay. Punting was okay, how do you recruit punters? What’s with Semaj at punt returns? Punt returning has been a problem for a couple years now. Kendrick Bell got the onside! Gary Danielson and Brad Nessler are washed. The turf was a little slippy? 

4. Around the Big Ten with Jamie Mac

Starts at 1:51:48

Indiana 63, Illinois 10
This is the most points a top 10 team has been beaten by. This looks like Michigan’s boxscore against Central. Cignetti is vindicated. How much is this Indiana being legit and Illinois never being top 10 team?

Maryland 27, Wisconsin 10
The boxscore shows a relatively even game, BUT Maryland blocks a punt, field goal, and gets one of the easiest interceptions you’ve seen. Luke Fickell is done. The boo birds were just apathetic, which is worse than booing. 61 rush yards for Wisconsin on 42 attempts. 

Oregon 41, Oregon State 7
Oregon State has fallen on hard times since college football ejected them. This game looked like a controlled scrimmage. Is Oregon really good or just beating up on bad teams? We’ll see how Oregon does during a whiteout at Penn State next weekend. 

Notre Dame 56, Purdue 30
Purdue’s defense is really bad. Purdue is Purdue. 

Iowa 38, Rutgers 28
Iowa returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown and could not stop Rutgers’ QB. Both teams went up and down the field, what is happening?? 

USC 45, Michigan State 31
The boxscore looks a little close but MSU gets a 75 yard drive down three touchdowns. Mostly a blowout. The Spartans’ defense did not have answers to USC’s running game. Aidan Chiles had some explosive plays. 

Washington 59, Washington State 24
Another Pacific Northwest rivalry that college football has ruined. Does Washington have the best complete package for skill position players in the conference? We don’t trust Ohio State’s run game. 

MUSIC:

• "Wave Goodnight"—Jeff Rosenstock
• "Alien With a Sleep Mask"—Batboys
• "Big Dipper"—Built to Spill
• “Across 110th Street”—JJ Johnson and his Orchestra