How to Hire a Pirate Captain

Barry is the man for you, all my enemies call me Rot-Gut. What are your friends, Colle? We have no friends. Who else will round out our fearsome crew? Did he just say bar? I am Barry and this is my lazy cat who, Dini. Most pirates have parrots and a berry that's not a very evocative name for a pirate. Ooh, was it for causing mayhem? Or being too scary? Actually, it's a funny story, and it feels just like it was yesterday. Here, here. Yes, previous captain had her crew mates on board called ya pee-pee. What stands for? Bad pirate!