Do you ever drink loads of tea or coffee at work just so that you get more toilet breaks? Do you ever count the number of steps it takes you to get up a flight of stairs or to go from the sofa to the toilet? Do you imagine what you would do in a zombie apocalypse? I bet you £1 that Manchester United lose against Liverpool at the weekend. Do you ever fall asleep in public, like on a train or something, and then suddenly wake up because your head has suddenly moved, you've snored, or you've made another noise,. Or your head has moved back and your mouth has hung open, or you’ve drooled out of your mouth?"