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Chocolate vs. Vanilla I Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

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The Unquestionable Fact About Terrorism

I honestly think a marinara sauce fountain can't happen because it would be far too splashy. Like you, you can't even approach that thing without messing up your whole shirt. Something beautiful and smooth like chocolate. You know, cheese, nacho cheese. That's what I'm talking about. This is tantamount to terrorism. All right. Because now terrorism is catch up is tomato soup salsa, this tomato soup. Oh, Ben, Lauden, you are his predecessor. You are his greatest student. And you sat up and look me in my Christian face. It told me it's socialist tomato soup. The unquestionable fact. Not questionable, bro. No,

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