If you had one day, what would you do where everything's legal? What drug wise? Yeah, or anything. I'm not gonna rob a house or kill. I mean, I don't think I could kill anybody. These are to find somebody to kill. Oh, some guy actually raked himself to death in his own yard. He just punched his dick into his ass until he bled out. Merry Christmas. Bring that image home to your family.
Nick Swardson is an American actor, stand-up comedian, screenwriter, and producer.
Nick Swardson is back to talk about returning to stand up, almost retiring in Key West, and his friend Norm Macdonald. Theo and Nick also discuss bots writing articles, jumping armadillos, and the future of comedy.