How Do You Beat a Record?

If you have guineas or dackers on your emille address, people tend to get quite excitedofor the people who've written and then we've rejected. So go to ginis wor records dot com and register your application. We send you the rules, because every record has a set of rules that you must follow. The next person who applies gets given your figure to beat. What qualifies is an independent observer. Does that ous mean you can't be holding a gun to their head at the time? They'd like, not your mum. And no, yon, man, weve had that before. It was a famous organist. I'll leave it that