Are You Free Tonight? I'm So Sorry I Can't Go Home With You

The right thing to do is be funny. Just I was blackout drunk. No girl would like that. Would just make something up. If she doesn't want to come over, it means she don't want to sleep with you. You're 21 and in Baton Rouge. If you spin in a circle, you're going to fall into a girl who wants to sleep withYou. Find another girl. That's what I would do. What about Dr. Perilou? What would you do?