The PSA: The Slowest Player in Baseball

I think we will see at least five, 40 or more stolen base seasons this year. We didn't have any last year because John Birdie just fell short. I was going to say Albert Pujols, who's the slowest person I've ever seen in my life had he had a 16 for 18 year. He's not that slow. In the minors, he stole 15 bases in 27 attempts,. which is not good, but he stole15 bases.