My Dad Wrote A Porno cover image

S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

00:00

The Importance of Snatching Children

Mimi stopped the car. Spooner took his tongue back from Belinda's snatch and tucked his cock under his skirt. The duo walked through the doors of a German fast food establishment called It Kariby Verst which is obviously a play on It Couldn't Be Worse. But soon they got quite posh with both dado and picture rails plus skirting boards. Let's not forget it's a sex book. They didn't order so much of a chip. They just walked past the counter and through the deep fat fryer. Oh my god. Get small tiny delicate children hands near hot elements. Brilliant. What's a demographic we've never really had? Children Babies

Play episode from 32:42
Transcript

The AI-powered Podcast Player

Save insights by tapping your headphones, chat with episodes, discover the best highlights - and more!
App store bannerPlay store banner
Get the app