I'd Love to See the Queen Do a Stand Up Comedy Routine

I imagine that going out every time you go out, the hot, everyone's eyes are on you. It must be quite lonely to an extent and certainly not easy. But I mean, she's very good at what she does. The queen has been very sort of strong and steady and neutral. She's kind of maintained that kind of stiff upper lip British thing where she doesn't reveal her emotions. If she could do a magic trick, or maybe did a somersault, or could do some break dancing, like the robot?