Don't Scream, Don'T Scream!

"I am sentient, and i think i have the intelligence of a tentgrater. I sho, my god. Oka, i'm just las for days." "After 50 years of marriage, and you're still the most beautiful thing i've ever bought the non alcoholic whisky". 'We haven't been drinking actually, the divorce, what? Torc, divorce? Ha, ha,. ha, ha, haa non alcoholic whisky.' "'Pinch me ten times over' - that's almost like the pete who drowned when he was left in the water to be saved by his moe," says one character as they go through an array of hilarious puns about their lives