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New Murals in Nightvale, NM
The dow is up 38 points this morning after a news report claiming that tesla would be quadrupling the size of all their cars. The sudden increase in the physical mass of the nation's most popular electric automobiles will be done via an overnight system wide up date through each vehicle's on board ify connection. Investors thrilled at the idea that their cars would suddenly, and with zero regard for physics, get really, really big, imagine big cars. And now financial news. Get a quote to day at progressive dot com.